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Anonymous asked:

Which punishment would you rather suffer. Getting stabbed in the eye repeatedly or being forced to endure a whole One Direction and Justin Bieber concert. The choice is yours...

Getting stabbed. Getting stabbed. Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.  -10 minutes later- …Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.Getting stabbed.

…Are you that Midgardian man called ‘Jigsaw’?…

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

I don't believe you for a second. You wouldn't fight quite as efficiently as you do if your crown jewels were dangling in the breeze.

Who was talking about fight? …Not me.

”Crown jewels”. Ehehe.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Does it take long to take of your armore, because mostly i'm impatient.

Have you ever thought that I might be naked in front of you, and you would not notice?
It’s just an illusion. It takes one second.

thor-is-better:

NGC 2359 (also known as Thor’s Helmet) is an emission nebula in the constellation Canis Major. The nebula is approximately 15,000 light-years away and 30 light years in size. The central star is the Wolf-Rayet star HD 56925, an extremely hot giant thought to be in a brief, pre-supernova stage of evolution. Interactions with a nearby large molecular cloud are thought to have contributed to the more complex shape and curved bow-shock structure of Thor’s Helmet. [x]

loki-your-majesty
My god where’s your space hat?

thor-is-better I don’t need a nebula. Anyway, did you know that there exist a volcano in Jupiter called Loki, that is the most powerful in the solar system, and consistently emits more heat than all of Earth’s volcanoes combined?

But well, when I conquer the Universe, I’ll make sure to destroy that ”NGC 2359”.

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